What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 01:31
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.